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2009

December
October 55
August 138
July 111
June 112
May 123
April 102
March 53
January 54

2008

October 35
August 10
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

Which is harder to change - ignorance or...

Sep 30th
My little story in light of Beyond Blue's...
Sep 30th
crackerfinishingschool: (via rymide)
Sep 30th
“We just read an events announcement for an Oktoberfest party...”
— The same presenter expressing...
Sep 29th
“I can’t talk for too long or my Deep Space Lime ice...”
— Rockhampton’s ABC...
Sep 29th
tinycastles: So I’m gonna be half Michelle Williams and half...
Sep 29th
croooooow: my spoon is toooo biiiiiig
Sep 29th
grelg: semisetadrift: andshewas: fuckyeahbritain:...
Sep 29th
Listen Listen
Hunz - ‘You Said Hello’ I haven’t been very well lately, but I’m slowly...
Sep 28th

What straight edge means to me.

cityheart: I was truly straight edge until I was 17. Peer pressure took over. I look back and wish I...
Sep 28th
(via fuckyeahhighlandcattle)
Sep 27th
dot-dot-dot-ellipsis: frenchy: daieny: (via synecdoche...
Sep 25th

Well, that was unexpected!

Me: So my friend told me you don't drink alcohol.
Friend: Nah, I don't.
Me: That's pretty cool. How come, if you don't mind me asking?
Friend: I have three kidneys.
Me: ...
Friend: No, really.
Sep 23rd
deleteyourself: Imagine walking down the street and BOOM...
Sep 23rd
thedailywhat: Data Visualization of the Day: The...
Sep 22nd
lamerslame: albertinho: sade: Mike sent me this. Just...
Sep 21st
fuckyeahtattoos: “ Everyone with a tattoo has their...
Sep 21st
“I cut my dreadlocks off today and made a pact to apologise...”
— A text message my ex sent me...
Sep 21st
Listen Listen
willmccloud: Sleep to Dream - Fiona Apple 
Sep 20th
thedailywhat: This Seems Wrong of the Day: Reusable...
Sep 19th
helloboys: Oh looksie!  It’s Luke Steele from sonic...
Sep 18th
crackerfinishingschool: joelsmith: (via juliasegal)
Sep 17th
eblanch: crookedindifference: scottfriday: ...
Sep 17th
“I think — and I base this opinion on having worked in book...”
— Emily Gould, “Bitch, please.”...
Sep 17th
Warch Watch
stellark: Wu Tang Clan | Gravel Pit (2001) This song reminds me of the summer between grade six...
Sep 17th
areminder: thedailywhat: Ur mom’s in ur facebook, happy...
Sep 16th
furryrabbits: allcreatures: mabelmoments: Snake with...
Sep 15th
Once you realise you will never make a great deal of money doing anything that makes you happy, life...
Sep 15th
Warch Watch
Just in case anyone is interested, this is a video of me being a SRS JRNALST for TV Prac for uni.
Sep 15th
croooooow: danielfaraday: baryons: ...
Sep 14th
(via fuckyeahhighlandcattle)
Sep 14th
Warch Watch
Mariah Carey fail for idledays “Ken Leeeeeee, a liba diba dowchoo” (“Can’t...
Sep 12th
Sep 12th
bclikesyou: (via greeneyedmonster) auto-reblog for...
Sep 12th
“My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from...”
— Tom Waits (via elegantslum)
Sep 12th
nickdrewe: “EA T  BRISBANE”
Sep 11th
danmeth: A Mad Man Tries To Start War By Firing Bananas At...
Sep 10th
I can’t wait to have time to start work on my short stories and music again. I feel like I...
Sep 9th
Oh hi, Sophie circa 2007. You are a fuckhead.
Sep 7th
Warch Watch
croooooow: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Down by the River I can’t possibly upload the epic...
Sep 7th
awesomestuff4sure: juliasegal: Trippin’ ballz border...
Sep 7th
“I was thinking about how a friend told me a while ago that I...”
— My BFF delivers the goods yet...
Sep 7th

My friend Maggot is a unique snowflake.

*car hoons down the street, Mags mocks the driver*
Me: Mags, you're so racist.
Maggot: What, to wogs? They can handle it.
Sep 6th
Of all the things I thought I’d be, an entrepreneur in...
Sep 6th
eblanch: (via atoms) hahahah GOLD
Sep 4th
(via ragetoons)
Sep 2nd
I am the only one in this photo not drunk or on drugs. Life...
Sep 1st
“A man wearing a legitimate skirt staring at me, my arms,...”
— Eblanch
Sep 1st
stellark: iambayardlau: THE DOUBLE DOWN BURGER. CROWNING...
Sep 1st
Listen Listen
molliethewhippoorwill: titleuntitled:samantha-avena: Tool | Aenima.
Sep 1st
Top 5 Period Songs
Sep 1st
Bought this today! It’s a Duesenberg. I’d never...
Aug 31st
My best friend’s boyfriend screaming in a band for the...
Aug 31st